Tuesday, 29 May 2012

blah blah.....late news


Obviously I haven’t been here for a while and the reason is extremely convoluted…..its basically a 

cocktail of no time due to exams nd after exams no net and then getting home to no net and then getting the 

net only for it to b to slow nd a whole load a crap tht I cant get into right nw.

Firstly due to no net, I cant really use my normal illustrative methods so amo try to b as vivid and descriptive 

in my wordsas i possibly can, 

which is a challenge for me because am not a writer am more of an entertainer and part of my act is my little 

‘trolling humor’ ….but in any case ill try my best to still keep you entertained 



Okay, where to start…..-sigh- okie so Rugby dude if I haven’t told you I had unfriended him on fb, 

unfollowed him and deleted his number from my phone, well a while back out of the blue I got a friend 

request frm him. My first thought was….well someone went on his page and sent the request, ye? Anyway 

thts wat am going with and let me tell you its been over 2wks since he sent the request and I have no urge 

(not the word I want to use but its wat I got) of accepting the request. Eventually I moved on frm the 

mysterious request and it came time for my Final Fete I didn’t wana go cuz for ane I dnt like to go parties tht 

aren’t water parties cuz I tend to sweat profusely ALL THE TIME! And tht is just not hot nor is it

attractive….moving on….i didn’t go bcuz of the reason previously stated along with the increased potential 

of me seeing rugby dude (which is not the main reason no matter wat u think) so ye!


I went to a party at a local club tht Saturday with one of my girl frenz frm my previous educational institution 

and I brought a few gals frm my present one…..so of course we wanted some liquor and we moved to the 

bar….in the corner of my eye I see a guy frm my class nd to my surprise I see rugby dude in all his glory of 

course am not gona tlk to him cuz….well…..am dead! But of all the things tho!!!! Imagine I totally flaked on 

a party the night b4 only to go out of my way to see him poised nd glowing LIKE WAT THE HELL 

UNIVERSE!!!  Ugh! *middle finger*. Anyway being courteous as I am I decided to greet his frenz with a 

hug nd a cheek kiss and completely ignore him….sigh this is a long story so ill just skip to the good part


After a while he came to me arm around ma waist nd he says “ u good?” am like nigguh WTF we aren’t 

tlking in any case I replied with raised eyebrows nd a questioning/bitchy look “ye am good….ummm are u alright?”

 cuz nw a girl confused more than a blackanese Jew….he then procedes to tell me he sorry for 

everything nad am like ye whatever. My thoughts are it would just b awkward for us to b the same place at 

a party with good vibes and not enjoying it due to the animosity between us…..tht I agree with….and he’s 

smart to break the ice and I was okie with it for the night but nw am bak to hater mode cuz “I’m sorry” 

doest fix wat happened. Long story short he played slick the whole night to get dances with me nd I let him 

in a few times….i mean it’s a party cant have bad vibes at a great party like tht.


After the party >>{fastforward} he hugs me up frm behind nd me in bitch mode replies we not frenz tho let 

me go….u cnt see dead ppl…..his lame reply was: well I can am like mel Gibson in tht movie
 NIGGUH 
IT 
WASN’T 
MEL GIBSON IT WAS THE LITTLE BOY!!!  
*Big as face palm*  

                                                I just walked away after tht i mean there was just nothing more to say...UGH!                                                                                                                                                

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