blah blah.....late news

Obviously I haven’t been here for a while and the reason is extremely convoluted…..its basically a 

cocktail of no time due to exams nd after exams no net and then getting home to no net and then getting the 

net only for it to b to slow nd a whole load a crap tht I cant get into right nw.

Firstly due to no net, I cant really use my normal illustrative methods so amo try to b as vivid and descriptive 

in my wordsas i possibly can, 

which is a challenge for me because am not a writer am more of an entertainer and part of my act is my little 

‘trolling humor’ ….but in any case ill try my best to still keep you entertained 

Okay, where to start…..-sigh- okie so Rugby dude if I haven’t told you I had unfriended him on fb, 

unfollowed him and deleted his number from my phone, well a while back out of the blue I got a friend 

request frm him. My first thought was….well someone went on his page and sent the request, ye? Anyway 

thts wat am going with and let me tell you its been over 2wks since he sent the request and I have no urge 

(not the word I want to use but its wat I got) of accepting the request. Eventually I moved on frm the 

mysterious request and it came time for my Final Fete I didn’t wana go cuz for ane I dnt like to go parties tht 

aren’t water parties cuz I tend to sweat profusely ALL THE TIME! And tht is just not hot nor is it

attractive….moving on….i didn’t go bcuz of the reason previously stated along with the increased potential 

of me seeing rugby dude (which is not the main reason no matter wat u think) so ye!

I went to a party at a local club tht Saturday with one of my girl frenz frm my previous educational institution 

and I brought a few gals frm my present one…..so of course we wanted some liquor and we moved to the 

bar….in the corner of my eye I see a guy frm my class nd to my surprise I see rugby dude in all his glory of 

course am not gona tlk to him cuz….well…..am dead! But of all the things tho!!!! Imagine I totally flaked on 

a party the night b4 only to go out of my way to see him poised nd glowing LIKE WAT THE HELL 

UNIVERSE!!!  Ugh! *middle finger*. Anyway being courteous as I am I decided to greet his frenz with a 

hug nd a cheek kiss and completely ignore him….sigh this is a long story so ill just skip to the good part

After a while he came to me arm around ma waist nd he says “ u good?” am like nigguh WTF we aren’t 

tlking in any case I replied with raised eyebrows nd a questioning/bitchy look “ye am good….ummm are u alright?”

 cuz nw a girl confused more than a blackanese Jew….he then procedes to tell me he sorry for 

everything nad am like ye whatever. My thoughts are it would just b awkward for us to b the same place at 

a party with good vibes and not enjoying it due to the animosity between us…..tht I agree with….and he’s 

smart to break the ice and I was okie with it for the night but nw am bak to hater mode cuz “I’m sorry” 

doest fix wat happened. Long story short he played slick the whole night to get dances with me nd I let him 

in a few times….i mean it’s a party cant have bad vibes at a great party like tht.

After the party >>{fastforward} he hugs me up frm behind nd me in bitch mode replies we not frenz tho let 

me go….u cnt see dead ppl…..his lame reply was: well I can am like mel Gibson in tht movie

 NIGGUH 

IT 

WASN’T 

MEL GIBSON IT WAS THE LITTLE BOY!!!  

*Big as face palm*  

                                                I just walked away after tht i mean there was just nothing more to say...UGH!                                                                                                                                                

Someone I Used To Knw

This is just to update you on how ive been handling the Rugby dude situation

Basically i dnt exist to him....we totally and completely ignore each other and the thing is we are alwys so close (in proximity) to each other ALL THE TIME i think its cuz we have the same frenz and think similarly so we end up at the same places at the same times....but so far it hasnt been to awkward am jus chill abt it...on the other hand nw and then i do catch him staring at me which kinda makes me feel like he still has feelings for and u gotta admit am AWESOME so u cnt just stop liking me its like fighting who you are....U CANT WIN...am pretty awesome and my powers grow stronger with each victim. So ye thts Basically it tho....other than tht I've seen his new girl frm the back and i must say even frm the back she still needs a lil help from photoshop.

But In any case, he has someone and my ex has someone so in others words, am the only sucker. 

The Last Time we spoke I made some big speech abt not being a total push over when it comes to my ex and I also said that I'd never be the one to strt a convo...Well am gona update you on how thts going


I havent been the one to start a convo with him...so far he's been the one to approach me but when he does am all to happy to continue the convo as if nothing were wrong. Recently he found himself stuck at school with no place to stay for the night. He hit me up on chat and we were having a jolly convo in the after 1am when he says "soooo.....am at school" the expected reply was "oh so u wana stay over?" but am too smart for tht so i asked the obvious question "why?" he gave some lame excuse i think it was in the lines of 
                                                 "cause its the batcave" 
 anywhoo, with his plan backfiring we just moved pass tht awkward moment until his net went THAT's when it got interesting....i got a call frm him the convo went something like this:


HIM: hey, so the net is down in the batcave so i cnt tlk to you on fb but i was wondering if i could sleep by u


ME: ummm *long awkward pause* (thought process during the pause: hmmm i cnt let him come here we wud probably have sex nd i cnt have tht.....but i cnt let him stay there and be eaten by the savage night walkers of the north [<--- le awesome Game of Thrones Reference].....but you promised yerself you wouldn't let him in yer room unless he's dying or sumthing....Woman this is probably life and death, he's mostly skin and bones....he COULD die!....ugh! fine i have an extra bed anyway ill just sleep on tht and he can have my bed) Ye, Sure! 


HIM: you can say no inuh, i could probably just chill here till morning

ME:Dude just come

HIM: okay, am on my way.




So when he got here he went on my bed and i of course went on the spare bed like the good girl i am....bare in mind i had an exam coming up so i cuddnt allow myself to b distracted either way....so it was the best decision to just stay away and pray he doesnt jump me r sumn
Eventually i strted feelijng tired and wanted to sleep in my bed....he was alrdy asleep....so i crawled in bed nd just stayed in my corner.....after a few minutes tho the touching commenced and of course i didnt stop it cuz i havent been touched in so long all i could do was be like:


 Sweeeet Jesusss!


I eventually regained my composure and pushed him away.....and this happened pretty throughout the night until morning when he seemed to have regained his sense. 
A day or too after we were having an unfinished convo and i said to him " I want to invite you over on Friday" key word here: WANT...of course i could just have him over and not knw a few things

Now usually id just stalk his profile to see who's the new girl he's with but sine we became frenz on fb -again- i have never been on his profile and i plan to keep it tht way. So now when i want to knw some thing i have to ask, so i did...begining with WHY he was at school till so late....to which i got a proper answer...then i asked abt the many girl i suspect him to have....he declared it only one and the r'ship is complicated which only registered to me as: i got some young girl am tlking to nw but oh how i wish she was more mature so i could be proud to proclaim her as my new gf to u so you could feel totally replaced like i did.





So of course i could invite him knowing tht he's in a r'ship no matter how lonely my house is becoming...its hard to do the right thing but life is all about hard decisions love

Drama Day...

“Stand up for your rights” That’s exactly what happened at my UNIVERSITY today….

The Back Story Is this: The university barred students from doing there exams just week before exams because of unpaid fees and of course this is incredible unfair….

some student had paid hundreds of thousands alrdy and only owed a small sum while other students fully paid their tuition but owed hall fees and were unable to sit their exams which is utter rubbish if u ask me….on the other hand, it is stated clearly in the student hand book that a student is only allowed to owe under 30,000 dollars or they will be DE-REGISTERED but as a university you’d think they would have de-registered these students months ago as it approached the exam dates but they did not do so the waited until it was exam time to inform the students that they will not be able to sit their exams…..so they Protested

However, the press release stated that they (the students) would have protested peacefully at an entrance to the university….

instead they took more drastic measures and entered my exam room disrupted the exam with all their vulgar noise making but it didn’t stop there they proceeded to overturn the desks

of seated students and tore up the exam papers :o it was chaotic to say tha least...I had to be guarding my paper…

Eventually the authorities called the police to arrest some of the student but they were like:

LOL...but I did enjoy the showing of passion and die heartedness of my fellow students and my guild reps they even played the theme song of the titanic…like wth! LOL but in any case the University handled the students wrongly and it created a slippery slope of wrong doing ending with my exam being rescheduled and a drama filled day not that I mind

Why must it feel so wrong when I try and do right, do right, soaring through paradise when am closing my eyes….am…..Mr. Solo Dolo